PT

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

suctioning:

why little kids always asking so many questions? stay in your lane with your small ass please.

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

anacondom:

ruinedchildhood:

Emma Roberts can try as hard as she wants but we all still remember this

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sounds like ur implying this was something to be embarrassed about

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads