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seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

jayjsupremacy:

doodoowater:

warumonzaemon:

fuckingsassysprinkles:

Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns.  They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans.  Your cat having a penis does not make it male.  It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.

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this is it. this post summarizes all of tumblr logic. 

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

nicedildo:

get out me swamp

cumslayer:

katara:

Do people allergic to gluten not ever swallow cum? Since it has gluten

OMG SO THIS IS WHY I GET STOMACH ACHES?????????